Excuse Me As I Throw This Massive “Fetish Party”

Believe it or not, COVID-19 is still very much a thing and German authorities didn’t take too kindly to a “fetish party” that had well over 600 people in attendance.

CVT News reports that the incident happened in Berlin on Saturday inside a small venue that made social distancing next thing to impossible.

Police think the party “probably ended unsatisfactorily” for everyone in attendance.

Unfortunately, for those who want to know what kind of “fetish party” those Germans were getting freaky at — the police refuse to say. We are probably better off not knowing anyways.