Tired of adulting?  Regressing to childhood is now easier than ever…thanks to the Bean Bag Onesie.

As its name suggests, this super-lazy marriage of a grown-up sized pair of jumper PJs and a beanbag gives you the physical profile of a Kardashian, and the comically-oversized posterior section contains its own beanbag.

Its “super-soft fleece junk in the trunk” lets you cop a squat wherever you go — but let’s face it, you’re probably not going anywhere but into your Netflix queue when you’ve decided to zip yourself into this bad boy.

The website ThinkGeek sells it exclusively for $89.99.